第一篇:《英文短文6篇(100字左右)》
1.Look at the sky
One day, Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school.
Suddenly, he stopped and raised his head high. He kept looking at the sky. It lasted two minutes.
A woman passed by. She saw Charley looking at the sky and she stopped and also looked at the sky.
The sky was blue. There were some white clouds. Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit. The woman also went on looking at the sky.
Mary passers-by stopped. They looked at the sky, too.
After a while, charley lowered his head. He laughed and asked. “What are you looking for in the sky?”
The woman said: “why are you looking at the sky?”
“I didn’t look at the sky.” Charley pointed to his nose, “My nose was bleeding.”
2. One good turn deserves another
I was having dinner at a restaurant when Harry Steele came in. Harry worked in a lawyer's office years ago, but he is now working at a bank. He gets a good salary, but he always borrows money from his friends and never pays it back. Harry saw me and came and sat at the same table. He has never borrowed money from me. While he was eating, I asked him to lend me $2. To my surprise, he gave me the money immediately. “I have never borrowed any money from you,” Harry said, “so now you can pay for my dinner!”
3.Good news and bad news
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
4.Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State
University in Los Angeles. When I say, “Good afternoon,” the undergraduates respond, “Good afternoon”. But the graduate students just write it down.英语100字美文。
5.Charge for Bread and Butter
Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the restaurants stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $ 500 in legal services.
Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."
Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."
The $1.50 was returned without delay.
6.Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
7.This Problem with Gas（生词稍多但幽默）
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
8.Your Coat Is on Fire英语100字美文。
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!英语100字美文。
9. May I have your attention please, now I will give you a basic introduction of Mountain Tai. It is one of the "Five Sacred Mountains" and is a natural museum abounding with cultural relics and artworks, such as Red Gate Palace, Mid-Heaven Gate and so forth. Now it is half past eight, and all the visitors can stay in the mountain for 8 hours. You should leave at 4:30pm and the sightseeing bus is waiting at the entrance .It is important for you to remember the bus number. When you get off the bus please bring your bags and close the bus windows. Now please enjoy your time! Thank you.
第二篇:《英语美文100字》
英语美文100字 Spirit is a monument, is a cornerstone, is on the way of life is brilliant, ruler. A modest, being the Confucius YinChu hits, "two heads are better than one, slowly," fools, generation Confucianism masters, With tolerance, ambitious, daring JiHuanGong devoid of nay, appoint people by abilities, achievement, generation vista dominance, With firmness, lonely lonely YuFen SuWu of sorrow, always don't throw away the hand that race day, the heart of han motherland, patriotic model; the cadre A dedication, kindness and plain, the ordinary XuHuCai can years like one day, warm feeling, sprinkle the people, to today's "living lei feng." ... Through history, tunnel, through history, forever will hold the grand mansion lofty life. 精神是一座丰碑，是一块基石，是前进道路上的灯塔，是灿烂人生的标尺。有了谦虚，学富五车、才高八斗的孔子缓缓吟出“三人行，必有我师”，不耻下问，终成一代儒学大师；有了宽容，雄心勃勃、意气风发的齐桓公摈弃私仇，任人唯贤，成就千秋伟业，终成一代霸主；有了坚贞，寂寞忧愁、孤寂郁愤的苏武始终不扔掉手中的汉使族节，心系祖国，终成千秋爱国楷模；有了奉献，善良质朴、平凡无闻的徐虎才能够十年如一日，情洒百姓，温暖万家，终成当今的“活雷锋”。……精神，穿越历史隧道，趟过历史长河，将永远撑起人生巍峨壮观的大厦。
第三篇:《100字美文150篇》英语100字美文。
100字英语短文150篇（一）
There are three people in Jim’s family . Mr. Green is his father . He is fat and he has short straighthair . He wearsglasses . He is watching TV. His mother is Mrs. Green . She is a woman of medium height . She has curly hair. She is cleaning the room . Jim is very thin. He is playing with the ball. They are all happy.
It was the first day of our summer holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free.Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleepand eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least, I will have a good rest.
It was the second day of our summer holiday. I felt good. I felt I am free. I had a lot of time to do things I like. My parents are in Zhongshan. So I live alone but I don’t feel lonely. But I didn’t do something special. I stayed at home and watched TV. Oh! I wrote an Englishdaily composition. It was my homework.
Today, I have slept for 14 hours.I thought I was very tired. It was time for dinner. I must go! I am very hungry.
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第四篇:《随堂英语小作文》
One day aroud 11:00a.m. The girl was going to park by bike.Aroud11:10a.m. the girl was going to visit lake. SO she decided to leave her bike near the lake. At that moment a men look her and her bike. Aroud 11:15a.m. while the girl was leaving her bike. The men stole the bike.Aroud 11:20a.m.the girl didn't find her bike. She called police. so that they can help her to find out her bike. At11:25a.m.. A police found the man.But unlicky the man was sell her bike.
第五篇:《My English teacher》
Hello!Every one!Do you know my English teacher?Ok!Let's tell you.My English teacher is a man.He is a good teacher.And his talking is full of humour!Have his lesson,we are not solemn.We are very happy with him.And He tells us he is from Dong Bei.He is tall and his skin has a little black.He doesn't fierce!
This is my English teacher——Jackson!
第六篇:《My English teacher Bruce》
Bruce is my English teacher He is thirty six years old He is from America
He likes China and Chinese foodAnd listening to music reading dooks watching TVHe doesnt like chatting with friends on the Internet At the weekend he often runs with his dog for half an hour goes to the bookshop to read new books visits his friendsHe often enjoys the sunshine
This is my English teacher Bruce