500词的英语笑话

时间:2021-11-10 10:15:57 意向书

第一篇:《最常用500个英语单词》

Rank 1 2 3 Word the of to Rank 126 127 128 Word Rank name very 251 252 Word open seem together Rank 376 377 378 Word ten simple several through 253

4 and 5 a 6 in 7 is 8 it 9 you 10 that 11 he 12 was 13 for 14 on 15 are 16 with 17 as 18 I 19 his 20 they 21 be 22 at 23 one 24 have 25 this 26 from 27 or 28 had 29 by 30 hot 31 but 32 some 33 what 34 there 35 we 36

can

129 just 130 form 131 much 132 great 133 think 134 say 135 help 136 low 137 line 138 before 139 turn 140 cause 141 same 142 mean

143 differ 144 move 145 right 146 boy 147 old 148 too 149 does 150 tell 151 sentence152 set 153 three 154 want 155 air 156 well 157 also 158 play 159 small 160 end 161

put

254 next 255 white 256 children 257 begin 258 got 259 walk 260 example 261 ease 262 paper 263 often 264 always 265 music 266 those 267

both 268 mark 269 book 270 letter 271 until 272 mile 273 river 274 car 275 feet 276

care 277 second 278 group 279 carry 280 took 281 rain 282 eat 283 room 284 friend 285 began 286

idea

379 vowel 380 toward 381 war 382 lay 383 against 384 pattern 385 slow 386 center 387 love 388 person 389 money 390 serve 391 appear 392 road 393 map 394 science 395 rule 396 govern 397 pull 398 cold 399 notice 400 voice 401 fall 402 power 403 town 404 fine 405 certain 406 fly 407 unit 408 lead 409 cry 410 dark 411

machine

37 out 38 other 39 were 40 all 41 your 42 when 43 up 44 use 45 word 46 how 47 said 48 an 49 each 50 she 51 which 52 do 53 their 54 time 55 if 56 will 57 way 58 about 59 many 60 then 61 them 62 would 63 write 64 like 65 so 66 these 67 her 68 long 69 make 70 thing 71 see 72 him 73

two

162 home 163 read 164 hand 165 port 166 large 167 spell 168 add 169 even 170 land 171 here 172 must 173 big 174 high 175 such 176 follow 177 act 178 why 179 ask 180 men 181 change 182 went 183 light 184 kind 185 off 186 need 187 house 188 picture 189 try 190 us 191 again 192 animal 193 point 194 mother 195 world 196 near 197 build 198

self

287 fish 288 mountain 289 north 290 once 291 base 292 hear 293 horse 294 cut 295 sure 296 watch 297 color 298 face 299 wood 300 main 301 enough 302 plain 303 girl 304 usual 305 young 306

ready 307 above 308 ever 309 red 310 list 311 though 312 feel 313

talk 314 bird 315 soon 316 body 317 dog 318 family 319

direct 320 pose 321 leave 322 song 323

measure

412 note 413 wait 414 plan 415 figure 416 star 417 box 418 noun 419 field 420 rest 421 correct 422 able 423 pound 424 done 425 beauty 426 drive 427 stood 428 contain 429 front 430 teach 431 week 432 final 433 gave 434 green 435 oh 436 quick 437 develop 438 sleep 439 warm 440 free 441 minute 442 strong 443 special 444 mind 445 behind 446 clear 447 tail 448

produce

74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 has look more day could go come did 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 earth father head stand own page

324 325 326 327 328 329

state product black short numeral class wind question 449 450 451 452 453 454 455 456 fact street inch lot nothing course stay wheel should 330 country 331 82 my 83 sound 84 no 85 most 86 number 87 who 88 over 89 know 90 water 91 than 92 call 93 first 94 people 95 may 96 down 97 side 98 been 99 now find any new work part take get place made live

where

207 found 208 answer 209 school 210 grow 211 study 212 still 213 learn 214 plant 215 cover 216 food 217 sun 218 four 219 thought 220 let 221 keep 222 eye 223 never 224 last 225 door 226 between 227 city 228 tree 229 cross 230 since 231 hard 232 start 233 might 234 story 235

saw

332 happen 333

complete 334 ship 335 area 336 half 337 rock 338 order 339 fire 340 south 341 problem 342 piece 343 told 344

knew 345 pass 346 farm 347 top 348 whole 349 king 350 size 351

heard 352 best 353 hour 354 better 355 true . 356 during 357 hundred 358 am 359 remember 360

step

457 full 458 force 459 blue 460 object 461 decide 462 surface 463 deep 464 moon 465 island 466 foot 467 yet 468 busy 469 test 470 record 471 boat 472 common 473 gold 474 possible 475 plane 476 age 477 dry 478 wonder 479 laugh 480 thousand 481 ago 482 ran 483 check 484

game 485

shape

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111 after 112 back 113 little 114 only 115 round 116 man 117 year 118 came 119 show 120 every 121 good 122 me 123 give 124 our 125

under

236 far 237 sea 238 draw 239 left 240 late 241 run 242 don't 243 while 244 press 245 close 246 night 247 real 248 life 249 few 250

stop

361 early 362 hold 363 west 364 ground 365 interest 366 reach 367 fast 368 five 369 sing 370 listen 371 six 372 table 373 travel 374 less 375

morning

486 yes 487 hot 488 miss 489 brought 490 heat 491 snow 492 bed 493 bring 494 sit 495 perhaps 496 fill 497 east 498 weight 499 language 500

among

第二篇:《优秀英语演讲稿500字》

优秀英语演讲稿500字

let me begin my speech with a replay of scenes familiar to most, if not all, of those present here today.

"mum, i'm sorry, but i need 3,000 yuan for my tuition this year." "mum, it is my friend's birthday tomorrow, i must buy her a present."

"mum, this jacket was out of fashion long ago, would you do me a favor? "

take. take. take. the relationship between a mother and a child always seems to follow such a pattern. i know my mother is always there for me, providing me with everything i need; from food to clothing, from tuition to pocket money. i never thought twice about all she did until one day she said, "will there be a time that you'll say you have taken enough from me? "

like a child endlessly asking, we humans, throughout history, have been continually demanding what we desire from nature. we enjoy the comfort and beauty of our furniture, yet we never bother to think about the serious soil erosion caused by deforestation. we take it for granted that we must warm ourselves in winter times, yet we seldom realize the burning away of precious natural resources. we

appreciate all the prosperity from the development of modern industry, yet few would give the slightest consideration to the global air and water pollution caused by industrial wastes. our ruthless

exploitation has permanently impaired our mother earth. as we

tragically learned from last summer's floods. we cannot continue our carelessness.

finally, standing here at the threshold of the 21st century, we cannot help thinking of our posterity. nature is not only the mother of the present generation, but also the mother of the generations to come. how severely our descendents will criticize us if we leave them a barren and lifeless mother? how much more they will appreciate us if we give them a world of harmony to inherit? let us start

respecting and caring for nature from now on. let us start the campaign of creating a mutually beneficial relationship between people and nature right from this moment. with this new start, i firmly believe, that our children, and our children's children will live in a brand new age of green trees, clean air, crystal water, blue sky and an even more promising world!

第三篇:《初三英语考试必备500个英语单词汇总》

初三英语考试必备500个英语单词汇总

英语科目有占据着重要的角色,这个科目也是大家大家比较头疼的,现小编特为各位考生们整理出英语三字经,好背有好记,而且是最实用的,具体内容如下:

我家dad(爸爸),脾气bad(坏),让我sad(伤心难过)。

有只cat(猫咪),非常fat(肥胖), 专吃rat(鼠)。

放下plate(盘子),赶到gate(门口),已经late(晚了)。

清晨wake(醒来),来到lake(湖边),钓上snake(蛇)。

撇下net(网),鱼没get(得到),衣服wet(湿了)。

为捉pest(害虫),从不rest(休息),本领best(最棒)。

一只pig(猪),非常big(大),把洞dig(挖)。

没给tip(尖),把我lip(唇),装上 zip(拉链)。

一只kite(风筝),颜色white(白色),被狗bite(咬)。

学会ride(骑车),妈妈pride(自豪)。

清晨jog(慢跑),带上dog(狗),踩到frog(青蛙)。

轻轻hop(跳),跳上top(顶部), 唱起pop(流行音乐)。

把眼close(闭上),用我nose(鼻子),去闻rose(玫瑰)。

喝着coke(可乐),听着joke(笑话),把腰broke(扭伤)。

举着gun(枪),瞄准sun(太阳),不停run(跑)。

小小bug(烦恼),把我hug(环抱)。

找个excuse(借口),借车use(用),遭到refuse(拒绝)。

假装mute(哑巴),真是cute(聪明)。

开着car(车),向着star(星星),路途far(遥远)。

想变smart(睿智),必须start(开始) ,学习art(艺术)。

一个driver(司机),掉进river(河里),生命over(结束)。

一个robber(强盗),专抢 rubber(橡胶)。

穿上shirt(衬衫),脱下skirt(裙子),扔进dirt(污垢)。

这只bird(鸟),总跑third(第三)。

个子short(短小),喜欢sport(运动),跑到airport(太空)。

拿着fork(叉),吃着pork(猪肉)。

一个nurse(护士),丢了purse(钱包)。

买只turtle(龟),颜色purple(紫色)。

一只goat(山羊),穿件coat(外套),上了boat(小船)。

一片oat(燕麦),卡在throat(喉咙)。

燃烧oil(石油),直到boil(沸腾),倒进soil(土壤)。

是否join(加入),抛起coin(硬币)。

带上hook(钩),来到brook(溪),水面look(看)。

手拿book(书),一边look(看),开始cook(做饭)。

炎热noon(中午),跳上spoon(勺子),飞到moon(月球)。

一个fool(傻瓜),掉进pool(水池),真是cool(凉爽)。

西瓜round(圆的),长在ground(地面),被我found(发现)。

一只mouse(耗子), 穿件blouse,(衬衫) 走进house(屋子)。

天在snow(下雪), 风在blow(吹),树在grow(生长)。

秋风follow(追随),树叶yellow(黄色),落到pillow(枕头)。

不知cow(牛),近况how(怎样),去问now(现在)。

一座town(镇),不停down(下沉),快要drown(埋没)。

一只bee(蜜蜂),躲进tree(树),没人see(看见)。

悬崖deep(深),开着jeep(吉普),莫要sleep(睡觉)。

抱着Barbie(芭比),吃着cookie(饼干), 看着movie(电影)。

被我niece(侄女),摔成piece(碎片)。

丢了glue(胶水),没有clue(线索),脸气blue(蓝色)。

手拿tissue(组织,薄纱),排好queue(列队)。

一颗pea(豌豆),掉进sea(大海),泡壶tea(茶)。

身体weak(虚弱),爬上peak(高峰),无力speak(说话)。

吞进lead(铅,领导),摸摸head(头),已经dead(死了)。

吃着bread(面包),报纸spread(展开),开始read(读)。

不停train(训练),没 有pain(付出),哪有gain(收货)。

把手raise(举起),老师praise(赞扬)。

小狗paw(爪子),那根straw(稻草,吸管),把画draw(画,拉)。

坐在lawn(草坪),学习law(法律)。

抱着puppy(小狗),心里 happy(快乐)。

被窝cozy(舒适),床上lazy(怠惰的),真是crazy(疯狂的,着迷的)。 如果shy(腼腆),不敢try(尝试),飞机会fly(飞行)。

不停cry(哭泣),眼泪dry(干涸),下锅fry(油炸)。

很多day(天),没发pay(薪水,工资),无话say(说)。

天空gray(灰暗),无心play (玩耍),回家stay(呆着)。

顽皮monkey(猴子),捡起key(钥匙),扔向donkey(驴,傻瓜)。

为了honey(亲爱的,宝贝),节省money(钱,支出)。

有个boy(男孩),玩着toy(玩具),心中joy(喜悦)。

跳进soy(黄豆,酱油),尽情enjoy(享受)。

一只hare(野兔),居然dare(敢),对我stare(盯)。

困难share(分担),互相care(关心),赶走scare(恐惧)。

天气fair(转晴,公平),凉爽air(空气),吹拂hair(头发)。

崭新chair(椅子),滚下stair(楼梯), 需要repair(维修)。

昨天fire(火,开除),今天hire(聘请),后天retire(退休)。

扑灭fire(大火),真是tire(疲惫)。

离我near(近),含着tear(泪,撕扯),叫我dear(亲爱的)。

一头bear(熊,承受),裙子wear(穿着),采摘pear(梨)。

一只deer(鹿),举起beer(啤酒), 大喊cheers(干杯)。

这个engineer(工程师),事事pioneer(先锋)。

洗完face(脸),系好lace(带子,花边),参加race(竞赛)。

吃着rice(米),加点ice(冰) ,口喊nice(好)。

听听music(音乐),变变magic(魔术),吃吃garlic(大蒜)。

看完comic(滑稽,喜剧),野外picnic(野餐)。

动作quick(迅速),把只cock(公鸡),藏进sock(袜子)。

脱下jacket(夹克),忘记 ticket(车票), 还在pocket(口袋)。

同学each(每),手拿peach(桃子),来到beach(海滩)。

观众watch(观看),激 烈match(比赛),球来catch(接着)。

天气sunny(晴朗),身无penny(一分钱),感觉funny(滑稽,有趣)。 最快runner(跑步者), 成了winner(胜利者), 享受dinner(晚餐)。

拿起ink(墨),不加think(考虑),仰头drink(饮用)。

敌人tank(坦克,池塘),装上bank(银行,储库),老天thank(感谢)。 山路along(顺着,沿着),跑步long(过长),身体strong(强壮)。

像个king(国王),插上wing(翼,翅膀),不停swing(摆动,挥舞)。 美好spring(春天),歌儿 sing(唱),鲜花bring(带来)。

一首song(歌),歌词long(长),总唱wrong(错)。

一头fox(狐狸),躲避ox(牛),藏进box(盒子)。

忘背text(文本,课本),绝无next(下次)。

身体ill(生病),买来 pill(药),堆成hill(山)。

饭后hurry(匆忙),书包carry(带上), 迟到sorry(对不起)。

一根needle(针),掉进noodle(面条)。

我家parrot(鹦鹉),爱吃carrot(胡萝卜)。

做个dream(梦),掉进stream(溪流), 大声scream(惊叫)。

穿着dress(礼服),下着chess(棋), 结果mess(糟糕)。

一辆truck(大卡车),满载duck(鸭子),一路luck(顺利)。

小小age(年纪),读读page(书,页),提高wage(工资)。

碰到trouble(问题),努力double(加倍)。

打开fridge(冰箱), 端出porridge(稀饭), 扔下bridge(桥)。

他很tough(艰难), 喝酒enough(很多),从不laugh(笑)。

心中wish(愿望),钓到fish(鱼),做成dish(菜)。

飞机crash(崩溃,坠毁),烧成ash(灰烬),损失cash(现金)。

一个youth(青年人),张开mouth(嘴),吹到south(南边)。

洗完bath(澡),学 习math(数学)。

我的mother(妈妈), 生个brother(弟弟), 想要another(另一个)。

寒冷weather(天气), 身披leather(皮革), 头戴feather(羽毛)。

高高sky(天空) ,不知why(为什么),掉下spy(间谍)。

站在peak(高峰),对天speak(说)。

到了night(晚上),打开light(灯),保护sight(视力)。

方法right(正确),坚持fight(加油),前途bright(光明)。

一只chick(小鸡),动作quick(快),把我kick(踢) 。

吃饭quiet(安静,平和),注意diet(饮食)。

猫吃mice(老鼠mouse的复数),味道nice(好),想吃twice(第二次)。

这对twin(双胞胎),总是win(赢)!

小编为大家分享就到这里了,愿大家都能在学期努力,丰富自己,锻炼自己。

第四篇:《经典英文笑话集锦(双语对照)》

经典英文笑话集锦(双语对照)

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."